The brightest little firefly

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour, via hardchoral)

president-kevin:

remember that torchwood episode where captain jack gets thrown back in time and meets captain jack who captain jack took the name captain jack from and captain jack and captain jack slow dance together and captain jack kisses captain jack knowing captain jack was going to die the next day

(via thedoktahandroestylah)

greetings:

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

(via meetmeinthememory)

But if these years have taught me anything it is this: you can never run away. Not ever. The only way out is in.

—Junot Díaz (via likeafieldmouse)

(via kisstherain9118)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via alifeinpearls)

herosargent:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.

(via slh0033)